Happy Birthday, Iraqi Freedom

We got your joyous occasion

Right here, George.

My God, we owe it all to you,

George!

Rivers of blood on a sunny

Afternoon,

Covered up corruption,

Conveniently concealed coffins

By the thousand;

All of it costing at least

An arm and a leg.

But who cares,

George!

It's literally

Raining

Arms and legs!

Thanks to you.

Even more not news

If the choir will resume their seats -- quietly, please -- I will begin the sermon.

Now that things are going better in Iraq . . .
Excuse me?
Let me finish, then you can follow up.
. . . we can turn our attention to the economy. We need to do that.

What part of the war being an integral part of the economy is it that you don't understand?
Oh, and you might want to check with an Iraqi or two about how much better things are going in Iraq.

Not News

A study in national priorities:

Estimated cost of the 9/11 investigation: $14,000,000
(Originally budgetted: $3,000,000)

Estimated cost of the Monica Lewinsky investigation: $41.000,000

Got me in big trouble, too . . .

Raw Story: Our government has not learned that violence begets violence. Ward Churchill lost his job as a professor at the U. of Colorado for pointing out that when you cause over 500,000 children in Iraq to die from sanction-related causes, you may expect a 9/11 out of revenge.

Monkyboy Mind Poop

I know I said I no longer give a crap; but every time this jerk opens his mouth, I get a little madder (angry AND crazy). The irony of his Obama criticism is overwhelming. Jon, are you paying attention?
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-bush29feb29,0,2678090.story?track=ntothtml

Watch this

It will take about 2 hours . . .

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5547481422995115331

Waterboarding

Waterboarding is torture. Torture is illegal, inhuman and immoral. Torturers are not human. Torturers are not fit to live.